can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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