we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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