Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
