you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
