I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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