What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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