So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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