about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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