Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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