That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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