Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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