We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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