apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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