Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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