.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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