I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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