You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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