guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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