are you still at the devil's house?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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