I'm drive I can fine osifer
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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