I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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