do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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