"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
This baby is an asshole
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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