when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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