then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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