No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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