i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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