did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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