Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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