D3 body, D1 cock
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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