do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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