What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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