**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
only if we run a train.
done.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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