Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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