the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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