You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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