More tranny stories later!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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