You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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