listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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