You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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