Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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