I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
