It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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