so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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