I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
