no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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