Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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