Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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