No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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