i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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