the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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