i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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