So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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