He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
