i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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