My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
