Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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